I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, 'Where's The Self-help Section?' She Said If She Told Me, It Would Defeat The Purpose.
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'I Am' Is Reportedly The Shortest Sentence In The English Language. Could It Be That 'I Do' Is The Longest Sentence?
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Think Off-center.
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