Fan The Sinking Flame Of Hilarity With The Wing Of Friendship; And Pass The Rosy Wine.
It Was One Of Those March Days When The Sun Shines Hot And The Wind Blows Cold: When It Is Summer In The Light, And Winter In The Shade.
'Do You Spell It With A 'V' Or A 'W'?' Inquired The Judge. 'That Depends Upon The Taste And Fancy Of The Speller, My Lord'.
It Is A Pleasant Thing To Reflect Upon, And Furnishes A Complete Answer To Those Who Contend For The Gradual Degeneration Of The Human Species, That Every Baby Born Into The World Is A Finer One Than The Last.
Cows Are My Passion. What I Have Ever Sighed For Has Been To Retreat To A Swiss Farm, And Live Entirely Surrounded By Cows - And China.
The First Rule Of Business Is: Do Other Men For They Would Do You.
No One Is Useless In This World Who Lightens The Burden Of It To Anyone Else.
This Is A World Of Action, And Not For Moping And Droning In.
We Are So Very 'Umble.
Renunciation Remains Sorrow, Though A Sorrow Borne Willingly.
When A Man Bleeds Inwardly, It Is A Dangerous Thing For Himself; But When He Laughs Inwardly, It Bodes No Good To Other People.
It's My Old Girl That Advises. She Has The Head. But I Never Own To It Before Her. Discipline Must Be Maintained.
Oh The Nerves, The Nerves; The Mysteries Of This Machine Called Man! Oh The Little That Unhinges It, Poor Creatures That We Are!
Most Men Are Individuals No Longer So Far As Their Business, Its Activities, Or Its Moralities Are Concerned. They Are Not Units But Fractions.
Any Man May Be In Good Spirits And Good Temper When He's Well Dressed. There Ain't Much Credit In That.
The One Great Principle Of English Law Is To Make Business For Itself.
The Pain Of Parting Is Nothing To The Joy Of Meeting Again.
He Had But One Eye And The Pocket Of Prejudice Runs In Favor Of Two.
In The Little World In Which Children Have Their Existence, Whosoever Brings Them Up, There Is Nothing So Finely Perceived And So Finely Felt, As Injustice.
A Boy's Story Is The Best That Is Ever Told.
Dignity, And Even Holiness Too, Sometimes, Are More Questions Of Coat And Waistcoat Than Some People Imagine.
'Tis Love That Makes The World Go Round, My Baby.
Although A Skillful Flatterer Is A Most Delightful Companion If You Have Him All To Yourself, His Taste Becomes Very Doubtful When He Takes To Complimenting Other People.
That Sort Of Half Sigh, Which, Accompanied By Two Or Three Slight Nods Of The Head, Is Pity's Small Change In General Society.
Whatever I Have Tried To Do In Life, I Have Tried With All My Heart To Do It Well; Whatever I Have Devoted Myself To, I Have Devoted Myself Completely; In Great Aims And In Small I Have Always Thoroughly Been In Earnest.
Electric Communication Will Never Be A Substitute For The Face Of Someone Who With Their Soul Encourages Another Person To Be Brave And True.