Bill Cosby Quotes And Sayings

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

Decide That You Want It More Than You Are Afraid Of It.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

It Isn't A Matter Of Black Is Beautiful As Much As It Is White Is Not All That's Beautiful.

The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.

Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.

Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

You Know The Only People Who Are Always Sure About The Proper Way To Raise Children? Those Who've Never Had Any.

I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

Any Man Today Who Returns From Work, Sinks Into A Chair, And Calls For His Pipe Is A Man With An Appetite For Danger.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers. And Once You Find Laughter, No Matter How Painful Your Situation Might Be, You Can Survive It.

I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

Raising Children Is An Incredibly Hard And Risky Business In Which No Cumulative Wisdom Is Gained: Each Generation Repeats The Mistakes The Previous One Made.

A Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary - It's The Stupid Ones That Need The Advice.

For College Seniors There Should Be A Week Of Being Allowed To Cry. Just Break Down And Cry Because You Are Scared And Don't Know What's Next.

I Want All This Loud Profanity In The Street Stopped. I Want People To Think About Choices.

When I Say, I Don't Care What White People Think, I Mean That.

There Are Some People Who Have Trouble Recognizing A Mess.

If You Speak Your Mind And If It Is True What You're Saying, Then I Think The Integrity Of What You're Saying Carries Through.

Family Is Conflict And It's Something That We All Relate To.

When I Was A Boy If A Girl Got Pregnant The Shame Was Placed On Her And The Boy Could Get Away.

I Think The Part Of Media That Romanticizes Criminal Behavior, Things That A Person Will Say Against Women, Profanity, Being Gangster, Having Multiple Children With Multiple Men And Women And Not Wanting To Is Prevalent. When You Look At The Majority Of Shows On Television They Placate That Kind Of Behavior.

If You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your Battle.

We've Got To Get The Gun Out Of The Hands Of People Who Are Supposed To Be On Neighborhood Watch.

That Married Couples Can Live Together Day After Day Is A Miracle That The Vatican Has Overlooked.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

I'm Old, Not Dead.

Social Networking Helps Reach People Easier And Quicker.

Kids Need To Remember That When You Put Something On Twitter, It's Not Like Whispering To Your Friend, You've Put It On A Billboard That The Whole World, Including Your Own Kids Someday, Can See.

I Often Try To Tell Kids To Think About All The People Who Love You, Don't Cry Over The One Person Who Doesn't.

When You Introduce Competition Into The Public School System, Most Studies Show That Schools Start To Do Better When They Are Competing For Students.

I Don't Have A Problem Believing In God And Jesus. But In Genesis One Has To Wonder About These Sentences That Just Go On And End Without Finishing. The Thought Is Unfinished. Where Did Adam Go? What Is He Doing? Hello? There Has To Be Some Pages Missing.

You Can't Compete With Walmart. But You Can Have Smaller Businesses That Are Successful.

I Have To Follow My Thoughts And Mine For The Gold. I Have To Dig It Out.

Parents Are People Who Yell And They Yell And They Yell And They Yell. And You Already Have The Point... And They're Still Yelling.

I Was Put In Remedial Everything.

Now, Richard Pryor Was Unique. Many Misunderstood His Humor. He Lit Up The Hallway, But They Didn't Understand His Use Of Profanity. He Didn't Use It Just To Be Using It; He Used It In The Context Of His Satire.

We're Not Raising Children With The Love That We Need To.

I Cannot Understand How The Education Of This United States Of America Has Been Fooled Time And Time Again. Either Make It Separate But Equal Or Integrate, Therefore It Will Be Equal. And It Has Been Separate And Unequal.

Every Success Story Has A Parent Who Says, 'Over My Dead Body.' Every Success Story Has An Old Person Who Walks Up To You And Says, When You're Acting The Fool, 'You Know I Worry About You Sometimes.'

I'm Not The Healthiest, But I Am Healthy. I'm Healthy To The Point Where There Are Things That I Have To Eat That I Don't Want To Eat, But I Eat It Because I'm Enjoying Staying Alive.

There Is No Job A Man Can Do That Is Undignified - If He Does It Well.

Did You Ever See The Customers In Health - Food Stores? They Are Pale, Skinny People Who Look Half - Dead. In A Steak House, You See Robust, Ruddy People. They're Dying, Of Course, But They Look Terrific.

I've Said All Along I've Never Competed With 'The Simpsons.' Not In My Own Mind.

Reunited With Strawberry, Raspberry And Blueberry, I Am Berry, Berry Happy To Be Back Working With Jell-o.

Laughter Brings Out The Child In All Of Us.

People Can Be More Forgiving Than You Can Imagine. But You Have To Forgive Yourself. Let Go Of What's Bitter And Move On.

I'm One Of Those Who Cut Off Seeing People After A Certain Time, When The Weight Is Gone And They Sound Like The Dementia Is Very Advanced - I Don't Want To See That. I Don't Even Go In To Look At The Body. That's Not My Last Memory.

By The 1960s, Many Of Us Believed That The Civil Rights Movement Could Eliminate Racism In America During Our Lifetime. But Despite Significant Progress, Racism Remains.