The Most Exciting Thing Is Not Doing It. If You Fall In Love With Someone And Never Do It, It's Much More Exciting.
I Have Social Disease. I Have To Go Out Every Night. If I Stay Home One Night I Start Spreading Rumors To My Dogs.
If You Want To Know All About Andy Warhol, Just Look At The Surface Of My Paintings And Films And Me, And There I Am. There's Nothing Behind It.
I Like Boring Things.
I Always Wished I Had Died, And I Still Wish That, Because I Could Have Gotten The Whole Thing Over With.
I Always Thought I'd Like My Own Tombstone To Be Blank. No Epitaph, And No Name. Well, Actually, I'd Like It To Say 'Figment.'
I Never Think That People Die. They Just Go To Department Stores.
I'll Bet There Are A Lot Of Artists That Nobody Hears About Who Just Make More Money Than Anybody. The People That Do All The Sculptures And Paintings For Big Building Construction. We Never Hear About Them, But They Make More Money Than Anybody.
I Think Chris Burden Is Terrific. I Really Do.
When You Think About It, Department Stores Are Kind Of Like Museums.
The Clothes Of Courreges Are So Nice.
Checks Aren't Money.
Art? That's A Man's Name.
Voyeurism Is A Director's Job Description. It's An Artist's, Too.
I've Decided Something: Commercial Things Really Do Stink. As Soon As It Becomes Commercial For A Mass Market It Really Stinks.
I Think Kids Should Go To High School Until They're 30. No, Really, Because People Are Staying Younger Now And There's Nothing To Do. If You Stayed Longer, Then It Would Be Really Great.
We Live In An Age When The Traditional Great Subjects - The Human Form, The Landscape, Even Newer Traditions Such As Abstract Expressionism - Are Daily Devalued By Commercial Art.
What's Great About This Country Is That America Started The Tradition Where The Richest Consumers Buy Essentially The Same Things As The Poorest.
My Idea Of A Good Picture Is One That's In Focus And Of A Famous Person.
I Always Like To See If The Art Across The Street Is Better Than Mine.
I Think They Should Have Movies In Restaurants. I Can't Believe That So Many People Get Together Just To Sit There. It's So Abstract... Isn't It Abstract? What Are These People Sitting Here Watching?
I Want To Be A Machine.
The Most Exciting Attractions Are Between Two Opposites That Never Meet.
I've Been Invited To The White House About Five Times. I Think The Greatest Thing Would Be If They Actually Invited Everybody To The White House Every Night... They'd Just Take About 500 People A Night. Everybody Would Just Love This Country Because It's So Thrilling To Go There. It Really Is.
So Many People Seem To Prefer My Silver-screenings Of Movie Stars To The Rest Of My Work. It Must Be The Subject Matter That Attracts Them, Because My Death And Violence Paintings Are Just As Good.
Sociological Critics Are Waste Makers.
My Fascination With Letting Images Repeat And Repeat - Or In Film's Case 'Run On' - Manifests My Belief That We Spend Much Of Our Lives Seeing Without Observing.
Employees Make The Best Dates. You Don't Have To Pick Them Up And They're Always Tax-deductible.